"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."

Sorry about the delay on the posts, readers. I thought about it and i was plainning on only doing one post a week, that would sum up the whole week. Luckly my friend Will informed me that,

"dude you miss one day, the readers will quite reading for ever"

I thought to my self, Will your a pretty smart little guy, so im back and posting again.


The past, well almost week have been fun and tiring. On wensday we came to the conclusion that it was way to danm cold to ride outside so we had a trainer workout at Rachels house, thanks for that Rachel. It was an interesting workout, Nathan had us doing efforts, which i was used to by this point, but not these efforts. That night we did random efforts, where Nathan would just tell us to go, and stop whenever, no warning, just go and stop thats all the heads up we got. I actually thought it was kinda fun though, i guess im kinda good at just getting up and going for the short bursts. Then on Sunday we all went out to Talahina to do some climding, for me it was not fun at all. Im not much of the climbing type. We did efforts out on the climbs aswell, up a long climb then up a short steep climb to finish it off. It was allot of fun, driving up there and back home. Leo and I had a blast messing around with Shannon, but everyone else had a pretty good time messing aroung with me aswell. All in all it was a pretty fun trip, or atleast i had a good time.


Now you might have read about Will using this stuff called Udderly Smoth, and well frankly i think its kinda gross. That stuff is actually used for COW UDDERS, yes COW UDDERS. Well not exactly but come on we dont have udders, haha. Well anyways i wanted to see just what the deal was with this product, so i went to the website. www.udderlysmooth.com, now on the website they have a fantastic aray of items, for example you can get Udderly Smooth: Foot cream, or Hand and Body lotion. That just sound nasty. And its just plain goffy, how wierd would this be....

Person A: Hey baby i got this new lotion today at the store, wana try it out.

Person B: Sure, sounds like a good idea to me. Whats it called?

Person A: Oh its the greatest, its Udderly Smooth!

And there you go, you just killed the mood. I dont even think Udders are smooth, are they? But hey if Will swears by the stuff then it must be good.


Now for a funny story to brighten your day.

A Day in Hell

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum chum?

Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.

Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?

Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.

Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!

Guy: Gee that sounds great.

Demon: You a smoker?

Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.

Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?

Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.

Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.

Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.

Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...

Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!

Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Demon: You gay?

Guy: Uh no.

Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays