"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid"

Oh man do i have some big news for yall today. Well first i lead up to the big event that happened tonight, it was so spectacular, i cant believe it happened.

So just about ever wenday night we do this ride out in Los Collinas, but this isn't any ordinary ride, its a crit. Its not a race but its about a mile round loop that we do for about 2hours or so. So its like a crit. Just like a crit there are sprints, and there is a finishing sprint, when everyone, feels like they have had enough we decide when the last lap will be and that the last sprint. Well tonight it was Parker, Will, Rachel and I, and usually we all work together to get each of us across the finish line to win a sprint. Tonight though was a little, different, since we are going up to New Braunsfuls this weekend, and we are all racing different categories, we will not have each other to help us win sprints. So we decided that we were not going to help each other out.

The ride started around, 6 and everyone was already out doing some laps, but not me. You may be asking why i didn't start with every one else, well i made a little mistake, and well.....accidently left my shoes at home. haha, yea i know Nathan im a idiot. No worries though, since i have a mom who loves me so much, she brought my shoes out to me, thank you so much. haha yea so i didn't start my ride till around 6:20 but it was all good, i just hopped in with the group when they came around and i was ready to go. I sat in the front of the group for about 5 laps. Soon Parker and I were up at the front of the group, and ready to go. I wasn't sure what Parker was doing, because it looked as if he was leading me out, but we just had the little discusion about how we weren't going to lead each other out. Little did i know he was not leading me out but waiting to sprint past the man in front of him. Once we got to roughly 100 yards to go, the man in front of Parker moved over to the right and started to sprint, after that it was a chain reaction, Parker than I. It ended up being Parker and I for the finish there was no one else in sight. Waited for the right moment and mover right aroung parkers inside, there was nothing he could do, I just over powered him, bha hahaha! It was amazing, that was the first time that Parker and I had ever really sprinted each other with out each of us nowing it. I was really excited that i beat Parker, thought because i wasn't sure up until that point if would be able to stand out as a sprint on the team, and now i have no doubt that i will be known as one of the sprinters.

Well that was a really fun night, but heres a funny story to brighten your day.

America vs. Russia

The Americans and Russians, at the height of the arms race, realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.

One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.

The Russians found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler ------- in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were three inches thick and nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine-foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out and wrapped itself around the outside of the ring. It had the Russian dog almost completely surrounded. When the Russian dog leaned over to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund reached out and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.

The Russians came up to the Americans, shaking their heads in disbelief. `We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler ------- in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing," an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."