"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

It was a cold morning, not as cold as yesterday, but cold. It was probably around 40-45 out. Or as Parker and I say it was SC "Shit Cold" outside. Today called for everything, Leg warmers, Long sleeve jersey, and Thermal Jacket to top it off. We (Nathan, Rachael, Parker, Gordan, Doug, Brad, and Myself) left from Nathans house around noon. We starting out planning for a 2 hour ride. It was a easy day, nothing to tough maybe a sprint for a city limit sign, but over all an easy day in the saddle. Our ride started in Grapevine (Nathan's house) and headed for Southlake, Keller, Roanoke, and back home. On our way back we stopped by Quizno's for lunch, everyone had a Flat Bread Sammie, there so good. Got back to Nathans house, we all changed and went are separate ways. Later today, were getting together to have dinner, and hangout. Will and Cory will be in town so we can all ride together tomorrow, for a few hours.


Now for a funny story to make your day! (Clarence, I think you'll like this one)

$200 Bucks...

A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

" Hi, is Tony home?"

" No, he went to the store."

"Well, you mind if I wait?"

" No, come in."

They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "

Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"