"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

Ah yet another in training, today i had a gym workout (at the gym, go figure). I worked out my arms and legs nothing to bad light weight lots of sets, don't want to over do it for The Wensdays Worlds tomorrow, that should be allot of fun. After the workout we all went out to eat at Which Wich, one of the greatest if not the greatest sandwich place in the world. The only one that i know of is off of 2499 at the corner of Waketon, everybody needs to go there, and eat a Italian Grinder, with yellow mustard, pickles, lettuce, cucumbers, tomato, oil, vinager, salt, pepper, and of course ranch dressing. It is by far the most amazing sandwich there is.


So today was my first day of school with brand new class, it should be exciting. Geometry, Chemistry, and Spanish. So I might start speaking some Spanish on the rides now, to confuse people, and I think Parker knows how to speak Spanish too, so we can pull some sweet sneak attacks off the front. Ha Ha i am the only Sophomore in my Spanish class and everyone else is a Freshman, it should be an interesting class. My chemistry class has allot of my friends in it and should be allot of fun, lots of joking around. My lunch is pretty amazing, it has all of my best friends in it, i was so excited to see them at lunch, that i used my cat like instincts and was able to leap on to the table, head first and slide right in to my friends lap. If i do say so my self it was pretty amazing.




OK so its time for another thing i found on the internet, from that one website that i visit almost everyday, well now i think it may be every day. Today i will be discussing the incredible size of these dogs its freakin ridiculous, i mean come one these had to have been bred with like Underdog, Superman, and The Incredible Hulk, they're HUGE! In the one picture at the bottome the dogs are as big as the danm counter, whats the point in having a counter, if it has to ben 10 feet tall just to keep the dog off of it. I bet those dogs could easily just walk on to the counter when ever they please, i mean come one its not like that poor old lady can stop them. Those dogs will trample her to death, its actually kind of sad......almost. Now look at the other poor old lady in the picture to the left, now come one people you dont honestly believe that she is supose to be able to get up is she. Theres no way, i have a lab who i thought was a giant, and he weighs in at around 120 or so, hes huge, but not as big as these dogs,these im guessing are aroung 200-250 if not more. That lady is in trouble big time. Ok and what is the deal with all these old lady owning these bahimuth animals, that i dont even think exist, or are supose to exist any ways. What were these ladys thinking, when they saw these dogs, Oh how cute, now i can wish i could control my pet. Its just stupid!


Now for a funny story to brighten your day!

"SMART ASS STUDENT"

The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family.
A 'smart' student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"

As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.
"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."