Another day in books. Today was a tiring day, not sure why, but through out the whole day, I've just felt down in the dump's. Now though im really excited, because tomorrow is friday, and that means ROAD TRIP, it is going to be so RAD, yea thats right, i said rad. I'm trying to bring it back, probably wont happen, but hey i can try. So i might use it allot in the post.
I completely forgot to tell yall yesturday, that i got a new helmet and sun glasses, from Uvex. They are so rad, the glasses when are sweet because when your wearing them people cant really see your eyes, its like a mirror, and they are crazy light, itdoesn't even feel like your wearing them. Same goes for the helmet, it is really comfortable, and supper light, i swear on the ride today, i forgot i even had a helmet on. Dont worry though it's deffiently there and tight enough were it will protect you, but you dont even notice it, it so rad. The glasses we got were the Crow Pro's which feature 3 lenses: A Supravision gray lens that does not distort colors for sunny days, a vision enhancing yellow lens for flat light, and a clear lens for wind and dust protection for those weird light conditions where you just want to eyeball it. So you know that they're super RAD, haha.
The helmet we got was the Boss Pro, and this helmet, is amazing it has this monomatic mechanism, for easy adjustment's. No fiddeling with straps, while riding, all you have to do is reach back and turn the monomatic mechanism to lossen or tighten the helmet.
Today's trainning was an easy hour out on the road, but man it was windy, and cold. Well it was really cold, but the wind made it cold. The winds had to be atleast around 25-30 mph, it was crazy, but it was a good ride. I really needed to ride today too, im not as stressed when im on the bike. See i have 3 really big test tomorrow in Spanish, Chemistry, and Geometry, so im kinda of worrying about them. So riding today made it allot better.
On another note, i was reading Will's daily blog, like every day, and i noticed he posted about how the song "Just the Two of Us" by: Will Smith, is arguably one of the greatest songs ever made. Well of course if you know anything about me, i like to argue, so i dont think its one of the best but this song on the other had is "The Greatest Song of All-Time"
HAHAHAHA, come on everybody has to agree that song is pretty RAD!
Now for a funny story to make your day.
Today's is funny
Male stripper
The other day, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks the bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me! Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? Then the marketer in me took over! I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home. . .
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid"
Oh man do i have some big news for yall today. Well first i lead up to the big event that happened tonight, it was so spectacular, i cant believe it happened.
So just about ever wenday night we do this ride out in Los Collinas, but this isn't any ordinary ride, its a crit. Its not a race but its about a mile round loop that we do for about 2hours or so. So its like a crit. Just like a crit there are sprints, and there is a finishing sprint, when everyone, feels like they have had enough we decide when the last lap will be and that the last sprint. Well tonight it was Parker, Will, Rachel and I, and usually we all work together to get each of us across the finish line to win a sprint. Tonight though was a little, different, since we are going up to New Braunsfuls this weekend, and we are all racing different categories, we will not have each other to help us win sprints. So we decided that we were not going to help each other out.
The ride started around, 6 and everyone was already out doing some laps, but not me. You may be asking why i didn't start with every one else, well i made a little mistake, and well.....accidently left my shoes at home. haha, yea i know Nathan im a idiot. No worries though, since i have a mom who loves me so much, she brought my shoes out to me, thank you so much. haha yea so i didn't start my ride till around 6:20 but it was all good, i just hopped in with the group when they came around and i was ready to go. I sat in the front of the group for about 5 laps. Soon Parker and I were up at the front of the group, and ready to go. I wasn't sure what Parker was doing, because it looked as if he was leading me out, but we just had the little discusion about how we weren't going to lead each other out. Little did i know he was not leading me out but waiting to sprint past the man in front of him. Once we got to roughly 100 yards to go, the man in front of Parker moved over to the right and started to sprint, after that it was a chain reaction, Parker than I. It ended up being Parker and I for the finish there was no one else in sight. Waited for the right moment and mover right aroung parkers inside, there was nothing he could do, I just over powered him, bha hahaha! It was amazing, that was the first time that Parker and I had ever really sprinted each other with out each of us nowing it. I was really excited that i beat Parker, thought because i wasn't sure up until that point if would be able to stand out as a sprint on the team, and now i have no doubt that i will be known as one of the sprinters.
Well that was a really fun night, but heres a funny story to brighten your day.
So just about ever wenday night we do this ride out in Los Collinas, but this isn't any ordinary ride, its a crit. Its not a race but its about a mile round loop that we do for about 2hours or so. So its like a crit. Just like a crit there are sprints, and there is a finishing sprint, when everyone, feels like they have had enough we decide when the last lap will be and that the last sprint. Well tonight it was Parker, Will, Rachel and I, and usually we all work together to get each of us across the finish line to win a sprint. Tonight though was a little, different, since we are going up to New Braunsfuls this weekend, and we are all racing different categories, we will not have each other to help us win sprints. So we decided that we were not going to help each other out.
The ride started around, 6 and everyone was already out doing some laps, but not me. You may be asking why i didn't start with every one else, well i made a little mistake, and well.....accidently left my shoes at home. haha, yea i know Nathan im a idiot. No worries though, since i have a mom who loves me so much, she brought my shoes out to me, thank you so much. haha yea so i didn't start my ride till around 6:20 but it was all good, i just hopped in with the group when they came around and i was ready to go. I sat in the front of the group for about 5 laps. Soon Parker and I were up at the front of the group, and ready to go. I wasn't sure what Parker was doing, because it looked as if he was leading me out, but we just had the little discusion about how we weren't going to lead each other out. Little did i know he was not leading me out but waiting to sprint past the man in front of him. Once we got to roughly 100 yards to go, the man in front of Parker moved over to the right and started to sprint, after that it was a chain reaction, Parker than I. It ended up being Parker and I for the finish there was no one else in sight. Waited for the right moment and mover right aroung parkers inside, there was nothing he could do, I just over powered him, bha hahaha! It was amazing, that was the first time that Parker and I had ever really sprinted each other with out each of us nowing it. I was really excited that i beat Parker, thought because i wasn't sure up until that point if would be able to stand out as a sprint on the team, and now i have no doubt that i will be known as one of the sprinters.
Well that was a really fun night, but heres a funny story to brighten your day.
America vs. Russia
One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms.
The Russians found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler ------- in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. They used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were three inches thick and nobody could get near it.
When the day came for the fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine-foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out and wrapped itself around the outside of the ring. It had the Russian dog almost completely surrounded. When the Russian dog leaned over to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund reached out and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog.
The Russians came up to the Americans, shaking their heads in disbelief. `We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler ------- in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"That's nothing," an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years to make an alligator look like a Dachshund."
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils"
Ahh it feels good to be posting again. Today was an interesting day, but aswell a funny day. Work out included, a day at the gym, legs, arms, and some rock hard abs. See me and Parker do these ab workouts where you sit on an inclined mat and you hold a 15lb ball above your head, all while doing crunches. It really is alot of fun, it really gets your abdominal muscles going, after about 2 sets of those you really start to feel the burn. I think i might have started to cry today, but its all worth it in the end. The ladies will be all over me, once i get my 12 pack goin.
If you didn't know already we go to the Coppell Family YMCA, in Dallas......No im just kidding its in Coppell. So for the past couple of weeks now there has been this table right in front of the door right when you walk in, with a bunch of T-Shirts on it. We of course had no idea that they were free for all YMCA members. And once we found this out Me and Parker were ecstatic. Right away we filled out our information to get some tee's. Then we ran into a problem, what size to get? We couldn't get a size that fit us, that would be too boring. So it was between Children's Large and Adult 2X Large, with the small one we could act gay,eventually gotten boring, and just down right stupid. We went with the 2xL and omfg(Oh My F-ing God) it was hilarious. We looked like true gangsta's homie. I will have pictured posted ASAP. Oh yea little Will got one too, not Will "The Snot" Snodgrass, but Will Radar. He is a tiny little dude. Well actually hes 6'1 but hes little cause hes 14. I also read after picking out the shirts that, the gym its having a contest, to see you takes there YMCA shirts with them where ever the go. Oh man this is perfect, the team can deffenitly win this one, all we have to do is take one pictures with all of us wearing the YMCA shirts at all of our races and we've won. Its that simple. So ill start working on getting all the shirts, but hey if you know of a Y in your neighborhood stop by and see if you can get a shirt, cause it will be pretty hard to steal that many shirts. haha.
Yay i cant wait, this weekend is my first race of the year. We are going out to New Braunsfuls, for a crit and a road race. Although this isn't really on the team schedule, a couple of us are going down there to get some upgrade points. Im trying to get my 3, so ill be trying to get some point this weekend. Parker, Gordon, Rachel, and I are all going down there, we are going to stay at my Grandparents house for the weekend. It will be nice, since they only live like and hour at the most from the two race starts. So we can go home each night to a nice warm home cooked meal, and a comfortable bed. Oh baby i cant wait. The road trip wont be bad either, its about a 5 hour drive, but it will be nice, my mom's Yukon has a DVD player in it so we can watch some movies, and it has a little bit more room for each person, than the van does. Not saying the van is bad Nathan just saying the Yukon is really nice, haha.
Well sounds like a good weekend to me, cant wait!
Now for a story to brighten your day.
After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.
"What's this?" he asks.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.
"What are cojones?" the man asks.
"Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.
"What's this?" he asks the waiter.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.
"No, no," the man objects. "I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these."
"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time."
If you didn't know already we go to the Coppell Family YMCA, in Dallas......No im just kidding its in Coppell. So for the past couple of weeks now there has been this table right in front of the door right when you walk in, with a bunch of T-Shirts on it. We of course had no idea that they were free for all YMCA members. And once we found this out Me and Parker were ecstatic. Right away we filled out our information to get some tee's. Then we ran into a problem, what size to get? We couldn't get a size that fit us, that would be too boring. So it was between Children's Large and Adult 2X Large, with the small one we could act gay,eventually gotten boring, and just down right stupid. We went with the 2xL and omfg(Oh My F-ing God) it was hilarious. We looked like true gangsta's homie. I will have pictured posted ASAP. Oh yea little Will got one too, not Will "The Snot" Snodgrass, but Will Radar. He is a tiny little dude. Well actually hes 6'1 but hes little cause hes 14. I also read after picking out the shirts that, the gym its having a contest, to see you takes there YMCA shirts with them where ever the go. Oh man this is perfect, the team can deffenitly win this one, all we have to do is take one pictures with all of us wearing the YMCA shirts at all of our races and we've won. Its that simple. So ill start working on getting all the shirts, but hey if you know of a Y in your neighborhood stop by and see if you can get a shirt, cause it will be pretty hard to steal that many shirts. haha.
Yay i cant wait, this weekend is my first race of the year. We are going out to New Braunsfuls, for a crit and a road race. Although this isn't really on the team schedule, a couple of us are going down there to get some upgrade points. Im trying to get my 3, so ill be trying to get some point this weekend. Parker, Gordon, Rachel, and I are all going down there, we are going to stay at my Grandparents house for the weekend. It will be nice, since they only live like and hour at the most from the two race starts. So we can go home each night to a nice warm home cooked meal, and a comfortable bed. Oh baby i cant wait. The road trip wont be bad either, its about a 5 hour drive, but it will be nice, my mom's Yukon has a DVD player in it so we can watch some movies, and it has a little bit more room for each person, than the van does. Not saying the van is bad Nathan just saying the Yukon is really nice, haha.
Well sounds like a good weekend to me, cant wait!
Now for a story to brighten your day.
Adventurous Dining
After his first day there, he goes out late for dinner at a restuarant in the center of the town. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate ,with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects.
"What's this?" he asks.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.
"What are cojones?" the man asks.
"Cojones," the waiter explains, "are the testicles of the bull who lost at the arena this afternoon."
At first the man is disgusted, but being the adventurous type, he decides to try this local delicacy. To his amazement, it is quite delicious. In fact, it is so good that he decides to come back again the next night and order it again. This time, the waiter brings out the plate, but the meaty objects are much smaller.
"What's this?" he asks the waiter.
"Cojones, senor," the waiter replies.
"No, no," the man objects. "I had cojones yesterday and they were much bigger than these."
"Senor," the waiter explains, "the bull does not lose every time."
Monday, January 28, 2008
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
Sorry about the delay on the posts, readers. I thought about it and i was plainning on only doing one post a week, that would sum up the whole week. Luckly my friend Will informed me that,
"dude you miss one day, the readers will quite reading for ever"
I thought to my self, Will your a pretty smart little guy, so im back and posting again.
The past, well almost week have been fun and tiring. On wensday we came to the conclusion that it was way to danm cold to ride outside so we had a trainer workout at Rachels house, thanks for that Rachel. It was an interesting workout, Nathan had us doing efforts, which i was used to by this point, but not these efforts. That night we did random efforts, where Nathan would just tell us to go, and stop whenever, no warning, just go and stop thats all the heads up we got. I actually thought it was kinda fun though, i guess im kinda good at just getting up and going for the short bursts. Then on Sunday we all went out to Talahina to do some climding, for me it was not fun at all. Im not much of the climbing type. We did efforts out on the climbs aswell, up a long climb then up a short steep climb to finish it off. It was allot of fun, driving up there and back home. Leo and I had a blast messing around with Shannon, but everyone else had a pretty good time messing aroung with me aswell. All in all it was a pretty fun trip, or atleast i had a good time.
Now you might have read about Will using this stuff called Udderly Smoth, and well frankly i think its kinda gross. That stuff is actually used for COW UDDERS, yes COW UDDERS. Well not exactly but come on we dont have udders, haha. Well anyways i wanted to see just what the deal was with this product, so i went to the website. www.udderlysmooth.com, now on the website they have a fantastic aray of items, for example you can get Udderly Smooth: Foot cream, or Hand and Body lotion. That just sound nasty. And its just plain goffy, how wierd would this be....
Person A: Hey baby i got this new lotion today at the store, wana try it out.
Person B: Sure, sounds like a good idea to me. Whats it called?
Person A: Oh its the greatest, its Udderly Smooth!
And there you go, you just killed the mood. I dont even think Udders are smooth, are they? But hey if Will swears by the stuff then it must be good.
Now for a funny story to brighten your day.
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...
Demon: Why so glum chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great.
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.
Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!
Demon: You gay?
Guy: Uh no.
Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays
"dude you miss one day, the readers will quite reading for ever"
I thought to my self, Will your a pretty smart little guy, so im back and posting again.
The past, well almost week have been fun and tiring. On wensday we came to the conclusion that it was way to danm cold to ride outside so we had a trainer workout at Rachels house, thanks for that Rachel. It was an interesting workout, Nathan had us doing efforts, which i was used to by this point, but not these efforts. That night we did random efforts, where Nathan would just tell us to go, and stop whenever, no warning, just go and stop thats all the heads up we got. I actually thought it was kinda fun though, i guess im kinda good at just getting up and going for the short bursts. Then on Sunday we all went out to Talahina to do some climding, for me it was not fun at all. Im not much of the climbing type. We did efforts out on the climbs aswell, up a long climb then up a short steep climb to finish it off. It was allot of fun, driving up there and back home. Leo and I had a blast messing around with Shannon, but everyone else had a pretty good time messing aroung with me aswell. All in all it was a pretty fun trip, or atleast i had a good time.
Now you might have read about Will using this stuff called Udderly Smoth, and well frankly i think its kinda gross. That stuff is actually used for COW UDDERS, yes COW UDDERS. Well not exactly but come on we dont have udders, haha. Well anyways i wanted to see just what the deal was with this product, so i went to the website. www.udderlysmooth.com, now on the website they have a fantastic aray of items, for example you can get Udderly Smooth: Foot cream, or Hand and Body lotion. That just sound nasty. And its just plain goffy, how wierd would this be....
Person A: Hey baby i got this new lotion today at the store, wana try it out.
Person B: Sure, sounds like a good idea to me. Whats it called?
Person A: Oh its the greatest, its Udderly Smooth!
And there you go, you just killed the mood. I dont even think Udders are smooth, are they? But hey if Will swears by the stuff then it must be good.
Now for a funny story to brighten your day.
A Day in Hell
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...Demon: Why so glum chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great.
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.
Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!
Demon: You gay?
Guy: Uh no.
Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
Ah yet another in training, today i had a gym workout (at the gym, go figure). I worked out my arms and legs nothing to bad light weight lots of sets, don't want to over do it for The Wensdays Worlds tomorrow, that should be allot of fun. After the workout we all went out to eat at Which Wich, one of the greatest if not the greatest sandwich place in the world. The only one that i know of is off of 2499 at the corner of Waketon, everybody needs to go there, and eat a Italian Grinder, with yellow mustard, pickles, lettuce, cucumbers, tomato, oil, vinager, salt, pepper, and of course ranch dressing. It is by far the most amazing sandwich there is.
So today was my first day of school with brand new class, it should be exciting. Geometry, Chemistry, and Spanish. So I might start speaking some Spanish on the rides now, to confuse people, and I think Parker knows how to speak Spanish too, so we can pull some sweet sneak attacks off the front. Ha Ha i am the only Sophomore in my Spanish class and everyone else is a Freshman, it should be an interesting class. My chemistry class has allot of my friends in it and should be allot of fun, lots of joking around. My lunch is pretty amazing, it has all of my best friends in it, i was so excited to see them at lunch, that i used my cat like instincts and was able to leap on to the table, head first and slide right in to my friends lap. If i do say so my self it was pretty amazing.
OK so its time for another thing i found on the internet, from that one website that i visit almost everyday, well now i think it may be every day. Today i will be discussing the incredible size of these dogs its freakin ridiculous, i mean come one these had to have been bred with like Underdog, Superman, and The Incredible Hulk, they're HUGE! In the one picture at the bottome the dogs are as big as the danm counter, whats the point in having a counter, if it has to ben 10 feet tall just to keep the dog off of it. I bet those dogs could easily just walk on to the counter when ever they please, i mean come one its not like that poor old lady can stop them. Those dogs will trample her to death, its a
ctually kind of sad......almost. Now look at the other poor old lady in the picture to the left, now come one people you dont honestly believe that she is supose to be able to get up is she. Theres no way, i have a lab who i thought was a giant, and he weighs in at around 120 or so, hes huge, but not as big as these dogs,these im guessing are aroung 200-250 if not more. That lady is in trouble big time. Ok and what is the deal with all these old lady owning these bahimuth animals, that i dont even think exist, or are supose to exist a
ny ways. What were these ladys thinking, when they saw these dogs, Oh how cute, now i can wish i could control my pet. Its just stupid!
Now for a funny story to brighten your day!
"SMART ASS STUDENT"
As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.
"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."
So today was my first day of school with brand new class, it should be exciting. Geometry, Chemistry, and Spanish. So I might start speaking some Spanish on the rides now, to confuse people, and I think Parker knows how to speak Spanish too, so we can pull some sweet sneak attacks off the front. Ha Ha i am the only Sophomore in my Spanish class and everyone else is a Freshman, it should be an interesting class. My chemistry class has allot of my friends in it and should be allot of fun, lots of joking around. My lunch is pretty amazing, it has all of my best friends in it, i was so excited to see them at lunch, that i used my cat like instincts and was able to leap on to the table, head first and slide right in to my friends lap. If i do say so my self it was pretty amazing.
OK so its time for another thing i found on the internet, from that one website that i visit almost everyday, well now i think it may be every day. Today i will be discussing the incredible size of these dogs its freakin ridiculous, i mean come one these had to have been bred with like Underdog, Superman, and The Incredible Hulk, they're HUGE! In the one picture at the bottome the dogs are as big as the danm counter, whats the point in having a counter, if it has to ben 10 feet tall just to keep the dog off of it. I bet those dogs could easily just walk on to the counter when ever they please, i mean come one its not like that poor old lady can stop them. Those dogs will trample her to death, its a
ctually kind of sad......almost. Now look at the other poor old lady in the picture to the left, now come one people you dont honestly believe that she is supose to be able to get up is she. Theres no way, i have a lab who i thought was a giant, and he weighs in at around 120 or so, hes huge, but not as big as these dogs,these im guessing are aroung 200-250 if not more. That lady is in trouble big time. Ok and what is the deal with all these old lady owning these bahimuth animals, that i dont even think exist, or are supose to exist a
ny ways. What were these ladys thinking, when they saw these dogs, Oh how cute, now i can wish i could control my pet. Its just stupid!Now for a funny story to brighten your day!
"SMART ASS STUDENT"
The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family.
A 'smart' student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up. "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"
As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.
"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."
Monday, January 21, 2008
Well butter my butt and call me biscuit.
OK so i just saw this picture on another website that i go to just about every day, and i was thinking, this is a guy that with the right amount of money and supplies could change the world. I'm serious, if he could come up with something like that on a very limited budget and no supplies, besides what is laying around is yard, then just imagine what would happen if every one sent him a dollar a day for the hole year, he would be rich, and maybe just maybe be able to come up with some sort of raft, that you sat in, instead of on. And maybe you could go really fast, and pull stuff behind it, like another like blow up raft that one of your friends sat on. Man i am so excited to get this guys ideas up and running. He could change the world.Oh and might i add that this redneck hillbilly is obviously from Alabama, which well even more defines why this man needs to be recognized for some sort of an award of some kind.
Aw and yet another reason justifying for the redneck above to get money. This video proves how innovative the true Redneck can be.
"Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."
No riding today, the weather was too crappy to ride, so instead today I went over the Nathan's to help him build Cory's and Wills bikes. It was allot of fun, everyone [Shannon, Rachael, Will "The Snot" Snodgrass, and Cory Ray(his names famous), and Gordan], just hanging out helping Nat out with what ever he needed. Shannon and Rachael were on the computer selling stuff and setting up the website, Gordan, and I were were cleaning up some bike stuff, and building some bikes, Cory and Will were running around town (mainly to Bicycle's Plus 4 times, and the store to get 6 Mountain Dew 2 liters for 5$), and Nat was running to get some parts from different people, then back home to finish cabling Cory and Wills bikes. So over all it was a day to help out the team in general and Nat get organized.
HaHa and yet another funny story to make your day!
HaHa and yet another funny story to make your day!
4 Sons
These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son Kent," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "Norm's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man's son, Greg, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Chico's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."
Sunday, January 20, 2008
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
It was a cold morning, not as cold as yesterday, but cold. It was probably around 40-45 out. Or as Parker and I say it was SC "Shit Cold" outside. Today called for everything, Leg warmers, Long sleeve jersey, and Thermal Jacket to top it off. We (Nathan, Rachael, Parker, Gordan, Doug, Brad, and Myself) left from Nathans house around noon. We starting out planning for a 2 hour ride. It was a easy day, nothing to tough maybe a sprint for a city limit sign, but over all an easy day in the saddle. Our ride started in Grapevine (Nathan's house) and headed for Southlake, Keller, Roanoke, and back home. On our way back we stopped by Quizno's for lunch, everyone had a Flat Bread Sammie, there so good. Got back to Nathans house, we all changed and went are separate ways. Later today, were getting together to have dinner, and hangout. Will and Cory will be in town so we can all ride together tomorrow, for a few hours.
Now for a funny story to make your day! (Clarence, I think you'll like this one)
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.
" Hi, is Tony home?"
Now for a funny story to make your day! (Clarence, I think you'll like this one)
$200 Bucks...
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and the wife answers." Hi, is Tony home?"
" No, he went to the store."
"Well, you mind if I wait?"
" No, come in."
They sit down and the friend says "You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one."
Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell - a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.
They sit there a while longer and Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see the both of them. I'll give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together."
Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he can't wait any longer and leaves.
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
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